Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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