David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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