In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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