Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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