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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?

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(706): View more from Georgia

just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.

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(260): View more from Indiana

THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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(903): View more from Texas

She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.

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(352): View more from Florida

Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it

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(925): View more from California

Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?

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