I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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