It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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