dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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