Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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