One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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