Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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