fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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