I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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