I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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