Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I understand Curling. That high.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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