David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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