Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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