We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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