if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
