So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We are two peas in an std pod
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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