I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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