Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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