Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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