do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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