I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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