After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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