All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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