office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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