Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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