No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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