DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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