Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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