I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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