Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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