Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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