I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Also, beer. Big fan.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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