He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
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