so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
