he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You may now shotgun with the bride
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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