sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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