Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize
