we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just had sex on a roof
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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