so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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