I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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