what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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