I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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