So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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