I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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