My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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