At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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